As Loudly As You Can
This one makes us want to scratch our heads. What is going on here? We have no idea what the person who wrote it had in mind. Emergency exits are used in case of fires, earthquakes, and the like. When those things happen, you should probably wake up every single person on the floor. The request to quietly close this door does not make sense to us.
As Loudly As You Can
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The Arms Do Not Glow
Just so you know, things that glow in the dark are not only cool when you are in middle school. They can actually be very practical. After all, a clock like that would come in handy at night. However, this one is pretty useless. You might be able to see the numbers, but the arms are even more important.
The Arms Do Not Glow